This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS) by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

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Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

Monkey Splunker by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

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Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

Cave Splunker by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

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vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

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