Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.
Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
by ndm13 April 21, 2015
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An angel walking on earth.
People admire here.
Guys want her, girls want to be her.
Looks like trouble from the outside but her soul is the purest.
An angel walking on earth.
People admire here.
Guys want her, girls want to be her.
Looks like trouble from the outside but her soul is the purest.
by YouAreMyFriends January 8, 2019
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i guess this would be an updated and more recent version of the last
but i am feeling the same feeling that i did last time with selin. Selin is always still there for you,
for everyone really. She spends so much of her time worrying and caring for others that some might find it concerning or wonder how she really is doing
She deserves the world because she is Selin and the Selin i know listens to everything i have to say, whether she replies with advice and response or not, i appreciate that she is still here with me. Everyone appreciates it, and she deserves the acknowledgment and gratitude from everyone.
She helps me reflect on how to improve myself
and if “treat others how you would like to be treated” were a person, it would be Selin. Once again, the same feeling of missing you is reoccurring with the upcoming summer holiday.
Even though you won’t be gone the whole time and you’ll be having a great time yourself, i won’t be able to because you won’t be here.
I don’t want to make this a big deal but i’d like to let you know how much i’ll miss you and you having enough time to spare for me. Don’t worry, you’re still the most beautiful, hot, sexy, handsome, enticing, dashing, ravishing, striking, captivating, juicy bunda gyal, scrumptious and heavenly person i have met
I’m not exactly sure when you’ll see this but i hope you get everything you wish for in life and have the best experiences ever meeting the best people ever. Have a safe trip and i love you.
i guess this would be an updated and more recent version of the last
but i am feeling the same feeling that i did last time with selin. Selin is always still there for you,
for everyone really. She spends so much of her time worrying and caring for others that some might find it concerning or wonder how she really is doing
She deserves the world because she is Selin and the Selin i know listens to everything i have to say, whether she replies with advice and response or not, i appreciate that she is still here with me. Everyone appreciates it, and she deserves the acknowledgment and gratitude from everyone.
She helps me reflect on how to improve myself
and if “treat others how you would like to be treated” were a person, it would be Selin. Once again, the same feeling of missing you is reoccurring with the upcoming summer holiday.
Even though you won’t be gone the whole time and you’ll be having a great time yourself, i won’t be able to because you won’t be here.
I don’t want to make this a big deal but i’d like to let you know how much i’ll miss you and you having enough time to spare for me. Don’t worry, you’re still the most beautiful, hot, sexy, handsome, enticing, dashing, ravishing, striking, captivating, juicy bunda gyal, scrumptious and heavenly person i have met
I’m not exactly sure when you’ll see this but i hope you get everything you wish for in life and have the best experiences ever meeting the best people ever. Have a safe trip and i love you.
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Random person 2" that girl over there she is Selina she is a kind badass loving person"
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You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
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The engine runs good now, but not for long.
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