splenda

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

by ethankman September 25, 2010

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

by me. September 07, 2004

splenda

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

by TeeI October 17, 2005

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 09, 2015

to Splenda

Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.

The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.

past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda

Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA

by umbrella3 February 01, 2010

Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 02, 2022