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Spitty kid

An old South Northamptonshire label for the constantly flobbing Prechavolithic species in their younger form.
These excessive phlegm producing, sports labelled (Finmere faux)youths were normally found in herds at standard locations such as bus stops, war memorials and outside Circle K.
They were renowned for taking immense pleasure in squirting spittle through their teeth with the characteristic high pitched noise that was not unlike the noise of a true Rastafarian showing displeasure by sucking his teeth.
This generation were to be role models and some more than likely spawned the next and hideously more evolved? generation of the pond life scourge that has swept this once fine nation.
Are those crickets i can hear, nope, my mistake its just a hoard of spitty kids.
by Shinwigs December 24, 2006
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Spitty Bum

An eruption of the bowel, usually liquid in nature.
This Rat coffin has given me spitty bum.
by Minchy August 13, 2010
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Spitty hit

A very small yet powerful hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. from the looks of it you won’t get too high but sometimes a spitty hit hits back harder than expected. The term is typically used when one has business to attend and does not desire to be too high, or most commonly, when someone has asthma and simply cannot rip without coughing.
Damn I might need to take a spitty hit to get through this homework.

I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!
by Cooter check February 16, 2021
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Spitty Spit

Spitty Spit is the water mouth, or the loose salvia you get when you have drank too much, in too short a period of time.
Yo I kicked those Keystones too quick I got a mad case of the Spitty Spits!
by Roys-First-Boy December 12, 2010
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spitty slurpy

The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.
Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!
by Supedave54 May 18, 2006
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spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.
RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"
by Bethy U December 9, 2008
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Spitty Titties

Breast covered in spit or saliva as a result of a bomb ass sloppy blowjob
When I'm getting a blowjob, the sloppier the better. Ideally there is spit running down a bitches chin, down to her jugs. So I can reach down and get a hand full of spitty titties.
by Beardedforpleasure May 20, 2015
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