spit shined

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She spit shined his dick

by Fhtniger March 29, 2016

Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Spit Shine

When one spits on the vagina and vigorously starts rubbing it as if shining a shoe.

Yo I spit shined the fuck out of that crazy hoe.

by jiggens gopal March 27, 2015

spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new

"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011

Arizona Spit Shine

An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.

"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"

by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022