Spimp

1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
by webster tarpley November 03, 2006
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A spimp is formally known as a pimp of simps or a simp that is a pimp
Hang on lemme call my “spimp
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(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
by somemerch36 March 29, 2020
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It is a spider/shrimp...better known as a house centipede...
I dont know what that was but I killed it.....it looked like a spider had sex with a shrimp.....fucking spimp!
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spimp man

My boyfriend Tyler ; a funky male pet name
"Whatchu doin spimp man?"
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A mix of a simp and a pimp
Pimp: damn I love you baby and I’ll do anything for you but get out there and make me some money bitch!!!

Hooker: ok daddy... what a spimp
by SirMocha July 02, 2020
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When you’re torn between being both a pimp and simp. You like the one guy/girl more than the rest of your roster. You potentially see yourself in a relationship with them but won’t cut your roster off until you know it is forreal.
Boy 1 : “How you like her so much but still got hoes?”
Boy 2: “I’m a Spimp!”
by Jskittlz April 10, 2021
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