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to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
(to) spimp
spimp by Krkič May 8, 2020
a pimp that is a frickin retard
David Karolinski isnt a spimp, just a retard
spimp by Mary Juwanna April 26, 2003
spimp by DJ Masta Cheez July 9, 2004
It is a spider/shrimp...better known as a house centipede...
I dont know what that was but I killed it.....it looked like a spider had sex with a shrimp.....fucking spimp!
Spimp by L.A.W.M. June 3, 2013
A mix of a simp and a pimp
Pimp: damn I love you baby and I’ll do anything for you but get out there and make me some money bitch!!!

Hooker: ok daddy... what a spimp
Spimp by SirMocha July 1, 2020
its a simp and a pink
she simping and pimping omg she a whole spimp
spimp by Kamryn💕 March 10, 2021
When you’re torn between being both a pimp and simp. You like the one guy/girl more than the rest of your roster. You potentially see yourself in a relationship with them but won’t cut your roster off until you know it is forreal.
Boy 1 : “How you like her so much but still got hoes?”
Boy 2: “I’m a Spimp!”
Spimp by Jskittlz April 10, 2021
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