sperge

a goon with asperger's syndrome,especially one self diagnosed

would u ever date a sperge?

by lol oh geez November 26, 2007

sperglord

Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.

Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!

by ghozzap August 13, 2022

spergloid

A sperglord from New York.

If I lived in New York, I'd be a spergloid.

by Downvoting Victim October 20, 2021

Sperglary

A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.

Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.

by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020

Margo Roth Speigelman

Margo Roth Soeigelman is a mysterious, adventurous, "paper girl" or as Quentin Jacobsen likes to describe her as the most fantastically gorgeous created God has ever created. Book written by John Green (2008) movie Paper Towns (2015) starring Natt Wolff (Quentin Jacobsen) Cara Delevingne (Margo Roth Speigelman) and Austin Abrams (Ben Starling)

Paper Towns is a town that is not plotted on the map so the city can't be copyrighted (usually has very small populations) Margo Roth Speigelman is finding who she actually is. That's why she is adventurous and mysterious

by The3picPotato April 24, 2016

spermelicious

sperm that people (usually girls) find more desirable to get,

usually to explain how delicious someones semen is or how great is someones semen during intercourse
usually described to a male who is good at sex.

-"that guy is very spermelicous", "why not get with him"
- "his cock is so spermelicious i can still taste it"

by animal98able November 6, 2011

sperglord

(1) one who lords over ALL THE SPERGS

(2) one who freaks out for no reason

(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."

(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"

by ggbbfb March 14, 2013