Speezing

The act of inflating your balls with a bike pump, then squeezing them till they pop.

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriends awesome, how come you never introduced us?
Guy 2: Idk, things between us are kind of weird and I'm thinking of breaking things off.
Guy 1: Well how come?
Guy 2: She keeps asking if she can speeze me and I'm just not comfortable with speezing!

by Manic O March 17, 2025

Speeze

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!

by Oak tree November 13, 2013