by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

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by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
