Specrum

The remnants of male seminal fluid after it has dried but has yet to be cleaned up

Damn, dude! Wipe that specrum off your face before coming to the breakfast table! Lost your gd mind!

by barebackbandit February 19, 2021

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speckulation

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

by QuacksO December 5, 2021

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