spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spasticat

A feline which is naturally insane or has had one too many knocks to the head. Just not all there. Symptoms include acting like a schizo at all times, biting and scratching until you bleed, destroying your house and terrorising the dog.

Your only means of protection is to surround yourself with water (I.e get in the bath), have food to hand and only pet him when he decides to snooze.

a spastic cat is a Spasticat

HOLY SHIT THIS PUSSY IS CHEWING OFF MY EYELIDS, HE'S A FUCKIN SPASTICAT!

by midnight banana June 15, 2010

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

spasticulate

To gesture without intent to communicate

"He spasticulated all over the place, dribbling an' all...."

by dilator September 9, 2009