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Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Climactic phrase from the Charlton Heston film.
Usually shouted at random in a bar or restaurant, very melodramatically.
Guy1: Hey man, you want to grab some chow?

Guy2: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

soylent greenfurter 

A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.
Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."

Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."

Soylent Greeners 

People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.
Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"

Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"

Soylent Greenville 

A small town in Missouri made up of canibalistic hilbillies who live in isolation from normal society.
Person 1: I'm going to Arkansas next week.
Person 2: Cool, just make sure you don't take 67. That runs through Soylent Greenville.
Person 1: Oh God! Maybe I should go by plane.
Person 2: That would probably be best. You don't wanna take your chances on these kind of things.

Soilent Green 

Other word for Weed or Marijuana. Used manly in the wiltshire area among youths.
dealer - You want some soilent green?

Customer - oh ofcourse
Soilent Green by ilstevo:) August 7, 2009