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A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.
by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015
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Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.
by techninja April 29, 2010
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Soup Kitchen Weed

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Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.
Let me roll a join from your ounce of soup kitchen weed.
by Soup Kitchen April 15, 2015
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Kansas soup kitchen

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When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless
Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?
by Ryan Jarvis December 19, 2020
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Wisconsin Soup Kitchen

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While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.
Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.
by Tankie 6969 May 6, 2022
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soup kitchen cunt

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A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus
Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!
by timboambo May 20, 2010
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Soup Kitchen

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An orgy which occurs when several homeless men engage in anal sex in a red Toyota Prius.
awww shit, Dirty Mike and The Boys had a soup kitchen in my Prius.
by uncleruckusnorelation August 7, 2010
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