basically sauce with main character energy. no npc behavior.
not ketchup, not ranch, and definitely not that crusty sauce packet in your glovebox.
food looking naked? SOSS it.
fries dry? SOSS it.
chicken got no aura? drown that mf.
popularized by SOSS Bros.
SOSS over everything, for real.
“bro why you putting that on everything”
“cause it needs SOSS obviously”
“Yo man, you got the sauce?”
“Nah bro, I got the SOSS. What up tho?”
Three suspiciously good-looking dudes from Miami who somehow turned putting sauce on everything into a personality trait.
Known for excessive confidence, questionable amounts of sauce, and the firm belief that dry food is a human-rights violation.
“Who are those three guys carrying sauce everywhere?”
“Oh, those are the SOSS Bros.”
“Why is one of them putting sauce on pizza?”
“Don’t ask questions. Just let it happen.”
SOSS Bros
noun / medical condition
The point at which regular sauce no longer does anything for you. Symptoms include aggressively saucing foods that never asked for it, saying “just one more drizzle” six times, and staring into the refrigerator at 2:13 AM wondering if Spicy Creamy Soy would work on cereal.
There is currently no known cure. Only more SOSS.
EXAMPLE
“Bro, why are you putting sauce on a quesadilla, fries, chicken, eggs AND the pizza?”
“I have SOSS Bros.”
“Understandable. Carry on.”
Side effects: cravings at 2 am, sex appeal, and crazy good taste in everything
The most magical and delicious bbq sauce strait out of the motherland of bbq, Texas. Made by the manliest of bearded men, the soss can contain up to 200% awesomeness. This tasty and elusive concoction of fine country bliss will grab your taste buds in a death grip until all other sauces taste like tomato soup.
"The only thing better meat cooking over fire is meat with Voss Soss cooking over fire!"
"Dag-nabit we're out of Voss Soss! I aint gonna eat anything till I get some more Soss."