of sorts

is a fixed idiom, meaning that something resembles something else, or fulfills its function, but isn't really that thing.

in some respects but not entirely or truly

1.He's a celebrity of sorts in our town.

means that he is known well in our town but does not have the status of a true celebrity.

2.Her house is a museum of sorts

mean that she has quite a collection of things in her house but she doesn't have public hours or an admission fee, for example.

by hanyahmedezz March 22, 2011

sorbasexual

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.

by NonBigotedConservative April 25, 2010

Sorks

Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 8, 2017

Sorostitute

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

Sorby

That taste in your mouth when ingesting certain foods (especially citric foods) if you still have a toothpaste aftertaste.

That orange juice tasted all sorby because I just brushed my teeth.

by eses koslay January 24, 2017

soresome

a marriage of the words 'sore' & 'awesome', suggesting that something was so good as to induce physical pain.

Man, we had amazing sex last night, it was so good that I'm in pain this morning - it was soresome.

Did you hear that guitar solo, soresome!

I did the Iron Man Triathlon last year, it was totally soresome.

by schuu February 26, 2009

bud sores

The intense pain felt after a lengthy use of earbuds. Commonly associated with the stretching of the ear canal to make room for the earbuds. This pain may end abruptly or may last for several minutes.

Guy 1: Owwww!
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: I just pulled my earbuds out. I've been listening to my Ipod for an hour or so.
Guy 2: Oh, you have bud sores?

by Bryceter July 23, 2007