Somerville 

Sommerville is a Philadelphia neighborhood located in the Northwest area (Uptown)

SOMERVILLE NEVER RAN NEVER WILL!

Somerville by 19138 March 4, 2022

Somerville 

Somerville (19138) is Philadelphia neighborhood located in the Northwest section (Uptown)

SOMERVILLE NEVER RAN NEVER WILL!

Somerville by 19138 March 4, 2022

somerville steamer 

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person

yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.

somerville steamer by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009

somerville squirrel 

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

somerville squirrel by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011

somerville, texas 

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.

I live in Somerville, Texas

somerville, texas by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017

Somerville Tuxedo 

A pair of white Spot Bilt coaching shoes (stolen from the freight trains that move slowly through East Somerville), blue or green hospital scrub pant (stolen fom Somerville Hospital), a wife beater, and a gold chain, (stolen from the Assembly Square Mall).

Does anyone what to hop the fuckin frieghts with me tonight? I need some fuckin new Spot Bilts to wear with my Somerville tuxedo.

Somerville Tuxedo by RenoBiggs December 20, 2010

Somerville, Alabama 

An extremely small town that is located about 30 minutes outside of huntsville. We have a video store, a Feed & Seed, and a few gas stations. And lotsa cows. Oh, and there is a trailer park where all the sex offenders live.. But the people in this town are pretty nice and good natured, when they are not meth addicts or sex offenders or Smiling Jimmy. Smiling Jimmy is a guy who loves on Peck Holler Road who masturbates in his truck behind a newspaper and I really don't see why he isn't in prison because he has been caught at our local schools fapping in the parking lot at kids.. So other than the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy, Somerville is a great little town and you should visit!! (I live there, its legit)

Boy: So, where do you live?

Girl: Somerville, Alabama, and yourself?

Boy: Huntsville.. Wait.... Isn't Somerville where all the sex offenders, meth addicts, hicks, and Smiling Jimmy live?

Girl: Yes! I can't believe you have heard of it. Smiling Jimmy gave me candy once!

Somerville, Alabama by Maggie2013 March 30, 2011