Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021

Somalia

Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .

I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)

by Pæpæ September 25, 2019

somalia

very biutiful countri were you kan buy women ver cheap and children i do sometimes buy chiuldren for my collection in kajakistan

HOLA!!! SOMALIA BIG COUNTRY

by muchi12 November 22, 2021

Somalia

A failed country known mainly to produce terrorists and pirates. From 2000s until now Somalia is still exclusively kept afloat by their white masters(UN) as the country struggles to generate any revenue whatsoever. During the Boon's(Barre the monkey) time the failed state was also kept afloat exclusively by Somaliland's livestock export, consisting of almost 60-70% of their entire GDP. Somalia is home to the least productive, low iq, most corrupt, and laziest humans you'll ever ever see in entirety of the accursed black continent.

Failed State Of Somalia Resident: "Hey, do you want to go to Somalia with me?"
Free Democratic Republic Of Somaliland Resident: "No, I don't want to get blown to pieces"

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Somalia'd

To completely fuck up and/or take over such as the Somalian pirates do in their part of the world. Coined by the omnipotent "Mr. Wolf".

Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!

by Senor_Lobo July 24, 2011

somalia[soomaaliya]

a country in east Africa and some times referred to as the horn of Africa .
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.

the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel

i would love to go somaliasoomaaliya

by boondheere June 23, 2019

Libertarians-in-Somalia

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.

Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.

by FranklySpeaking June 13, 2013