The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.
by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014

by kajoe December 8, 2010

by Corey Roska April 3, 2006

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
by SapDMan January 29, 2017

by cedric roger April 6, 2005

person one: Why'd you log off facebook chat?
person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 16, 2010

When a person's mood is lowered for a significant amount of time due to playing OneShot (more specifically, the solstice ending) for the first time.
by whitecyclosa May 6, 2021
