Office Soft

Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.

1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"

"Not Dave he's office soft"

2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.

by The Saint 7 November 29, 2016

softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

softoff

The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.

I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!

by Telephony January 4, 2017