Snow Cap Mountains 

Sprinkling cocaine on the top of a packed bowl of marijuana and smoking it. It looks like a snow capped mountain.

person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains

Snow Cap Mountains by HNGSOLO July 30, 2009

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

snow capped mountain by squirrel March 14, 2004

Snow-Capped Mountains 

Cum covered tits/boobs/nipples

if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"

Snow-Capped Mountains by MGBIZZLE October 13, 2004

Snow-topped mountain 

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

Snow-topped mountain by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap 

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.

Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013

snow capped mountains 

a sprinkle of Cocaine on top of a bowl of marijuana

smokin them snow capped mountains

snow capped mountains by hngsolo November 16, 2010

mountain snow hermit 

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

mountain snow hermit by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016