An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.
"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
by weezybabyF January 5, 2009
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a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
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Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.
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Is a typical middle class cashed up Aussie Bogan who during the winter months will venture out to the ski fields to party and drink as much as they can.
Easily identifiable. They are often brash, loud, ocker and known to consume copious amounts of alcohol whilst wearing an array of garish, brightly coloured, heavily branded specialty clothing.
Is a typical middle class cashed up Aussie Bogan who during the winter months will venture out to the ski fields to party and drink as much as they can.
Easily identifiable. They are often brash, loud, ocker and known to consume copious amounts of alcohol whilst wearing an array of garish, brightly coloured, heavily branded specialty clothing.
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