Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010
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I have a snowboard.
by Bex December 3, 2003
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Snowboarding was pioneered during the late '60s and early '70s by guys who opted to build boards in shop class instead of birdhouses and tobacco pipes. Those first snowboards only vaguely resemble the equipment that exists today; they were small, wooden, and difficult to maneuver. Fortunately, designers such as Tom Sims, Jake Burton, and Chuck Barfoot gave up their dreams of having a cubicle job and instead devoted their time to creating better snowboards and promoting the sport. As the popularity of snowboarding increased (especially in the 1980s), media coverage and large-scale competition brought the sport to the public's attention. However, since the advent of the pseudo punk uprising, half of the teenager population claims to be a snowboarder because they own a snowboard. Despite the massive influx of false snowboarders, it is still a sport with no equal.
Bob: What do you wanna do today?
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!
by Bob the Leprechaun August 8, 2004
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"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).
"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).
by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018
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That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.
The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
by DalethGimel January 3, 2009
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by FantasyShirley April 2, 2015
Get the Memphis Showboat mug.the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009
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