snorked

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 10, 2005

The snorks

Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.

Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.

by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010

snork

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

by Kenthar October 31, 2003

snork

to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.

She laughed so hard she snorked.

After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.

by plainjane May 25, 2006

Snork

Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.

That was so funny I snorked my soda!

by justshellyca August 07, 2011

snork

-v (snork) Mod. english; 21st century Amer. slang, origin pipe and cigar forum(s)

1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, bypassing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (TLC).

Taste isn't all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.

by Xenawarriorcat December 07, 2011

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003