Snoqualmie Ridge

A shitty suburb outside Seattle Washington. Predominantly white. If you’re not white you’ll probably find a 15 year old white body that idolizes little Uzi vert and plays COD asking you for “a pass”. You’ll most likely see some high schoolers doing drugs at the skatepark then yelling “Fuck 12” after Snopo patrols.

Do you know any towns full of oblivious bastards?

Yeah Snoqualmie Ridge

by calicostomper November 22, 2020

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

snojip

meaning you are completely drunk!

man that girl was completely snojip lastnight

want to get snojip today?

by harrysmithboy May 30, 2011

Snojip

if you are snojip you are very very drunk!

Paige: oi you, are you getting snojip?
Emma: oi you, yes i fucking am!!!

by snojsploge May 30, 2011

snowjob

When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.

Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!

by Senor Sueno December 20, 2010

Snojito

Put simply a Snojito is a Mojito, replacing the crushed ice with freshly fallen snow.

There's a fine accumulation of soft fresh snow outside.....

Snojito Time!!! Fetch the rum!

by TheWatchers December 25, 2010

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014