paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019

schurtle

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"

by Xerxe April 14, 2008

snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

Snortle

New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.

Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.

by Snortler_c: July 2, 2011

snortled

A combination of a snort and a chuckle.

We just burst out laughing, and this one guys snortled, and it ruined the moment.

by weirdgirl27 November 10, 2009

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

schorle

Usually a male nickname for widely above average skilled "Counter Strike" players.

Why can't I be as good as schorle :( Wanna have that Global too

by notschorle October 5, 2017