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snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.
"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."
by ATMofMN March 11, 2010
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give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.
Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.
by Pedobar October 27, 2011
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Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide
I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot
by Secretavenger February 20, 2008
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head full of snakes

Crazy. Full of issues or other baggage.
Dude, I'd hit that if she didn't have a head full of snakes.
by AdamWozniak September 18, 2007
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Pink headed white snake

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!
by Blowy Gladstone January 24, 2011
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Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.
Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.
by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016
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Double Headed Trouser Snake

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!
by huge caaak March 20, 2010
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