Smunk

A smunk is a person that lives on his friends by "smunking" cigaretts and food from them. A smunk never buys anything to anyone, NOT EVEN HIMSELF! With another word, cheap!

Smunk says: Wazzup guys, can anyone hook me a cigarette and a rizla?

Friends says: "stop being sucha smunk!" or "hide everything, the smunk is here"

by Alanovic May 24, 2009

smunk

Smunk is a store on the internet

I bought a toy at smunks.com

by Josh smunks August 25, 2007

hump and skunk

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019

Are you skunked

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?

by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

skunks hollow

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.

P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow

by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016

Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants

Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked

by Ash Boens June 2, 2020