smuck

The act of smoking a blunt while having sex. The girl on top is the ideal position due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to do it any other way.

My girlfriend burnt me on the face while we were smucking.

by AFUK123 December 19, 2011

smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

Smuck

A learned man of Naperville, IL - Tony Casciano - defines "smuck" as the foreskin removed during a bris.

Penis smuck

by Dutch Hammer October 18, 2014

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Smuck

The mixture of slightly melted snow and sand on the road or parking lot. When you walk through it, it sounds like "Smuck smuck smuck"

I hate shoveling this smuck out of the driveway!

by auggierose February 23, 2011

smuck

A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.

Quit smucking, that's annoying.

by smuck April 29, 2005

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019