Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.

bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy

by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.

Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!

by DatDude11 September 19, 2006

Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.

I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.

by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022

Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly

Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich

by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012