Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

smogger

A female who is fresh off the boat.

Damn, look at that smogger right there.

by vsopdaddy August 27, 2019

smooshy

unbearably cute; adorable

Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!

by etoddw January 23, 2010

Smog balls

When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .

I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .

by bratcat420 June 21, 2013

Smoggleflog

An exclamation of happiness after correctly yeeting

( Yeets potato into McDonald’s) smoggleflog! I did it

by Imafailure July 26, 2019

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

skogsturken

"Skogsturken", "The Turk in the woods", is a Swedish youtube legend. A group of teenagers are playing "frolf", frisbee golf, while filming. One of them hits a nearby lemonade drinker, who seems to originate from Turkey, who gets stains on his white linen shirt and pants. He gets extremely upset and agressive and wants to know who threw the frisbee at him, and this is when the fun starts...
A lot of spin offs has been made of this clip, such as "The video game Turk", "The dog Turk" and so on

"Seen skogsturken, the original yet?"

"No, just hundturken."

"AMAGADZ!! You must see the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUiA9tjn6E "

"LOL"

by H1GHness March 23, 2009