slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 2, 2010

Skizzard

A cross between a skunk and a lizard, are often rainbow colored and only show themselves when you are high. They like throwing rocks.

"Oh my god the skizzards are chasing me!!!"

by Lexxi & Emily May 16, 2005

slizzard

a very slutty lizzard

that animal is a slizzard

by casley July 1, 2008

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010

slizzard

drunk, tipsy, smashed

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose,
And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,

by mr_gregi October 20, 2007