smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008

Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.

I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy

by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022

smithy

a very bust boy who is very annoying. He is trying his hardest to be jeeves and know everything. hates a circuit and getting dumped by text. not funny

that guy just got smithy'd

by bigphilandjo October 3, 2011

Smithy

small annoying insect

ow! I've been bitten by a Smithy! Swot it!

by dial-an-exterminator May 13, 2003

smithy

I am smithy (see rach) and i am great.

*HaNnAhS sPaIn BuDdY*

by Rachee June 26, 2004

Smithy

A spontaneously wise poet

His rapping is so smithy and sharp, especially, right on with the truth of the matter.

by Smithy1001 May 30, 2014

Smithy

A total asshole with the last name smith. Will talk shit about anything.

I met this guy at the bar last night he was a total smithy.

by Pipicit June 4, 2018