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skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.
Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast
by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015
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duke smellington

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.
The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.
by laugh n slap March 2, 2011
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black fish smelling pum tun

Fresh ripe ebonic women's vaginal area. Smells like fresh salmon and tuna mixture odor.
Rahul is a black fish smelling pum tun.
by B.F S.S D,R April 3, 2010
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Smelling their own farts

Term used to the delusion of individuals who think they are producing something great when actually it's a piece of shit.
Hey Danaerys, it's Jon Snow. Have you seen the scripts for season 8. Weiss and Benioff think it's great. They have definately been smelling their own farts in the writers room.
by Jayboy1980 November 4, 2020
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smelling cap

When someone is lying so bad that you can smell it
Jordunk35 is smelling cap
by Moningstar August 20, 2020
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jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)
look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston
by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019
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Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
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