smelt

To write ones initials on there partners chest with semen.

Ben marked his territory when he smelted all over Bethany's chest.

by Steve and Ben September 26, 2005

Smelting

(V.) - the act popping a girl's cherry, making her lose her virginty.

Guy 1: "Is Jill a virgin?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but not for long.. I heard Jack is smelting her tonight."

by Ivana Jackoff December 13, 2010

Smelted

Stating that your ice cream has turned to liquid

My Ben and Jerry smelted!

by Smoooothe May 30, 2010

smelt

Pieces of loose skin on your ballsack that fall off.

Without use of lubrication while goofing off smelting occurs.

by Stephen Douglas March 29, 2003

Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010