The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers
Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!
by Paccali November 13, 2002
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True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug
Rimmer is a smeghead :-)
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the word used to censor swear words on www.Bushtarion.com
Hey lets atack Id# 1581
no you smeg head thats me!
by Fish May 30, 2004
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A Brand of cooking implements
cheese grater, washing machines...
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
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noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
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smeg = the cheesy stuff that you get on a guys forskin
dude ure nobs fulla smeg n its liek soooooooo cheesy
by smegs February 17, 2005
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