smeadle

A blended mix of blood, excrement, and semen. Used to make nasty drink combinations for your worst enemies.

Want to make your ex regret breaking up with you? Just slip some smeadle in her drink and she'll learn the consequences of leaving you

by JA-ALLDAY May 6, 2017

Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

seedless grape

A complete moron.

That seedless grape really pisses me off.

by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004

Smedley

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too

by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011

seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')

Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon

by fia August 24, 2006

Smeefle

The white matter (usually a combination of deodorant and lint) that sometimes collects in a woman's (shaved) armpit.

"As she raised her arms to brush her hair, I noticed there was smeefle in one of her armpits."

by McMickmic February 9, 2012