smag

Acronym for Small Minded Ass Grabber. Term is used on board nuclear submarines to desribe the group of people determined to find the breaking point of new guys by testing their limits of homophobia.

Don't let those smags get to you, Timmy. They just want to see your reaction.

by Twisted Twidget June 11, 2006

smag

The action of applying the palm of one's hand, with varying degrees of force, to the forehead of an apponent/rival/friend/monkey.!"

e.g. Rupert smagged Reggie a good'un, whilst proclaiming "I Smag you, you smag-baggle-de-Boo-bo, with your Smag-Baggley, Butt-Ugly Boyfriend

by smagley July 18, 2006

smag

straight male, appears gay

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

smag

Abbreviation of word "Smagma"

Go to Smagma

by brad_sk88 November 15, 2003

Smag

It’s opposite of pre-cum. It’s what comes out after you bust a nut

Babe get down there and suck the smag off my pecker.

Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers

by ashane February 6, 2019

Smagged

When a person is drunk And/OR high and he is faded and Smacked so you combine the words Making Smagged.

Stoner#1: How you feeling after that doubie brah,?

Stoner#2: shit i had a loko just a half an hour a go so im hella Smagged.

by JuJux718 December 10, 2010

SMAG

A term of endearment that applies to nuclear engineering laboratory technicians (ELT)

Sometimes a Mechanic Always Gay

I really need to do this maintenance, but the goddamn smags are in the sink again.

by SwegmasterManny October 21, 2020