Les Grand Slugg

When a girl has extremely large bushy eyebrows that look like she has too massive slugs on her head!

RS: Hey have you seen Claire and her eyebrows?
TC: Yeah Les Grand Sluggs are huge!
RS: Yeah massively, disgusting!

by TCRS February 9, 2010

brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023

Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017

Slagging

Slagging is a term used to describe a kind of harsher form of teasing. While this may seem like an insult to some, to the Irish, it's considered a behavior that shows affection or bonding, and, in some cases, is even used as a compliment.

John:*falls down*
Patrick: Jesus, were you born with one leg shorter then the other?
John: Fuck off
Patrick: Calm down, I’m only Slagging you

by Hogan982 June 25, 2021

the slogging

When the suction cup part of a plunger is used on someone’s ass hole until they bleed or shit themselves, this is usually done In prison

*marcus drops the soap*
requis slowly approaching “Are you ready for the slogging?”

by congobongo123 September 11, 2018