slowbunny

Someone who's normally really smart, but doesn't understand the simpliest, most obvious things. This is usually between nerds, or between people who are a few years apart. the younger would say it to the older, more educated person.

slow = daft
bunny = normally quick.

bro why wont she go out with you?
cause she's a lesbian, you slowbunny

by raataataat January 25, 2011

slowbun

A messy bun

I was running late to the party so I just threw my hair into slowbun.

by cornholegoat April 6, 2022

showgun

A Japanese military leader who often practices "open carry" when out-'n'-about in da public eye.

Some people think dat practicing "showgun" is da best way to let everyone know dat "you're carrying"; personally, I think it's just a lot of flashy arrogance dat makes observers uneasy and resentful.

by QuacksO May 28, 2022

Sense of slowgency

The opposite of sense of urgency. To be routinely late for something.

Jim: Dan is late for our 10:00 meeting. This is the 15th meeting this month he's been late for.

Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.

by Danijo2984 November 26, 2013