Sloshed

When a person is extremely drunk.

"Lori was totally sloshed last night. She's still asleep..."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night

Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed

by kaboshed January 16, 2020

sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

Sloted

Verb: To be Sloted, shatted on, Fucked, Screwed, Misled, Bamboozled, backstabbed, Hour late on lunch delivery, anything totally wrong about microsoft troublshooting.

Rick Simpson got Sloted hardcore at work today.

by Miztikel December 19, 2008

slotted

Britsh Army slang - to kill someone by shooting

I slotted the terrorist

by slangman February 19, 2004

Sloshed

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

Nut Soothed

Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.

Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.

"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."

by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010