The Slinkshot

A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.

1. Place condom on penis.
2. Bone.
3. Complete Boning.
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.
5. Remove condom.
6. Man takes condom in hands, open end facing towards his partner.
7. Pull closed end of condom back as far as possible and release while holding open end in place.
8. This will expel the contents all over the woman, resulting in extreme joy.
9. Discard condom in conspicuous location, such as a trashcan, parent's bed, or seminary.
10. Rinse and repeat.

"Yeah, when I did the slinkshot she was all like 'That was great...what are you doing? Wait why are you...WHAT THE FUCK!?' Yeah, she was so turned on we did it like 17 times bro. And then we went ass to mouth. Shadiggity."

by L. G. Pez March 30, 2008

European Slingshot

It is the act of someone placing there genitalia in their bunghole and farting. This make the penis shoot out as if it was coming out of a slingshot.

Tom and Sam do the European slingshot in their free time.

by thealmightybunghole December 6, 2011

Arabian Slingshot

When a guy runs with a boner at full speed to make it in the girl's vagina. If it misses, the guy gets a penile fracture.

Ow! I missed when I tried to Arabian Slingshot my girlfriend, so now i have a cast on my dick!

by <XxMetalMonsterxX> November 10, 2009

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

slipshat

A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.

I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.

With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.

Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.

Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.

Vile!

by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008

St. Louis Slingshot

Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.

Whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. The courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. He continues to masturbate until orgasm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his penis slapping the young lass right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. OOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark. Welcome to St. Louis.

by arhandjeo April 7, 2008

slingshot hand shake

A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug

Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)

by flopmaster5000 July 27, 2010