sleepwoken

A term used to call deepwoken mid.

"deepwoken more like sleepwoken"

by spookofspades April 8, 2022

sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.

"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"

by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

sleep whore

one who whores themself to sleep

You, sir, are a sleep whore.

by Jimminy Cricket November 1, 2004

SkeezWhore

A young woman who exhibits herself in the act of whoring among young conservative gentlemen.Typically a skeezWhore will fall face first into anything at parties while consuming alcohol.SkeezWhores always wear glasses for eye protection .

Dude that SkeezWhore was just at my boy mikes house sucking off my boy and tripped and fell into the table face first.

by lammy757 January 24, 2010

sleepworking

Dragging your sorry a$$ through the workday after a heavy night of partying.

It's been a wild night! I'm sleepworking today...

by ThetaDude July 18, 2013

sleepworking

Sleepworking is a condition that occurs after long junkets of effort -- several all nighters in a row, or even one all-nighter, if sufficiently intense. Sleepworking looks and talks and sounds like being awake and functioning, but the sleepworker really is asleep inside and not registering anything that is going on.

"After last night's deadline crunch, I can't believe I hit 'reply all' to that crack about the boss. I must have been sleepworking."

by Cranky Yankee July 17, 2015

sleepwoke

A person (generally a white person) who thinks they're "woke" to the oppression of others (generally people of color), but who still blunders into conversations and shoots white privilege everywhere like a mayonnaise cannon.

- Man, that chick went on a rant to my 62-year-old black grandma about how many TED talks she's watched about racial discrimination, and then had the nerve to say she "felt attacked" when Grandma called her out.

- she sleepwoke af

by Mystakaphoros April 12, 2017