slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

by rain777 December 16, 2008

Slapjack

A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.

1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020

Slapjack

The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.

She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.

by marydelta August 20, 2011

Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

by DErekd June 16, 2018

Slapjack

Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.

Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe

by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010

Slapjack

A game in which two people slap the shit out of each other until someone either gives up or dies.

Bro did you hear what happened to Jamal? Apparently his ass lost in a game of slapjack.

by Reckewww01 January 24, 2019

Skippyjack

1. Any of various fishes that leap above the surface of the water, as a tuna or bonito, that tastes like peanut butter and/or sticks to the roof of your mouth.

2. A brand of peanut butter made with skippyjack fish.

3. A dork of an individual named Jack, Jackie or Jacqueline that skips rather than walks everywhere they go.

1. Crap, I got a skippyjack and jellyfish sandwich...AGAIN.

2. Mom, can I add a jar of Skippyjack to our grocery list?

3. You sure are a dork, Skippyjack.

by jacktheskipper August 22, 2011