1.someone addicted to spunk and suckin cock
2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock
3.General insult to a knobhead
2. someone who talks such shit he may as well have his mouth round a cock
3.General insult to a knobhead
"Your mom is a total spunkjunkie"
"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
"haha i may be shooting up and smoking Meth but at least im not a fucking spunkjunkie. now shut up and pass me that spoon"
by Fidbag October 8, 2006
Get the spunkjunkie mug.When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.
The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!
Go wash yourself woman!
by fusion73 March 2, 2010
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by frut August 5, 2008
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by r oneill September 6, 2007
Get the skunkbucket mug.A classic Chrismassy drink made with steamed spunky milk and two shots of espresso though you can customise it with different types of milk.
Tom: " Can I get an iced grande skinny spunkbucks vanilla latte please"
Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
Kelly: " A tall hot chocolate spunkbucks with soy milk and no whip please. Thank you."
by Roseyrose21 December 22, 2022
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Friends and foe can and complete strangers “Skankbank” each other, adding skankbank currency to their existing “Skankbank account”. To SkankBank someone or “Add to your account” with the Skankbank you must Text, instant message, personal message, or telephone an individual other than yourself or your mother and father(S) (one can not skankbank their own parents alive or dead) and communicate only the word “Skankbank” (if on telephone wait for the person in theory to say hello and reply to them very loudly and quickly “SKANKBANK!”).
By doing this you have Skankbanked said person and they are now in your account as currency with the Skankbank.
You may also go for a rebound and Skank bank a person a second time, but this can only be done In a separate message or telephone call and does not count unless you do so before they have time to respond to the initial skankbanking. Doing this is referred to as “Double Decker Skankbanking” and is banned in 3 states and frowned upon in Russia, though it is a perfectly legitimate act to attempt.
If you can cause someone to cry from skankbanking (try and target pregnant, pms’ing women or emotionally unstable homosexual men for best results) you are immune to incoming skankbanking for a time span of 1 week from the last tear they cry. This is called Wet Skankbanking
To keep your immunity for an optimal amount of time you may want to explore harassing the individual with more skankbanking and tormenting them to make them feel less adequate (keep in mind the initial reason they started crying has to originate from your skankbanking or it does not count as Wet Skankbank currency. You can not skankbank someone already crying for this reason. Instead wait for them to stop, at this time their emotions and likelihood of being pushed over the edge is at its highest. This state is known as “Ripe for the Skankbanking”.
Crying to avoid being skankbanked is punishable with death.
History:
Skankbanking was invented in the 1930’s by Lumber jacks that would climb atop the tallest tree and yodel “Skank bank!” to their nearest adversary. If two or more lumberjacks would Yodel it at the same time they would fight to the death to determine who the rights of the Skankbanking went to.
Friends and foe can and complete strangers “Skankbank” each other, adding skankbank currency to their existing “Skankbank account”. To SkankBank someone or “Add to your account” with the Skankbank you must Text, instant message, personal message, or telephone an individual other than yourself or your mother and father(S) (one can not skankbank their own parents alive or dead) and communicate only the word “Skankbank” (if on telephone wait for the person in theory to say hello and reply to them very loudly and quickly “SKANKBANK!”).
By doing this you have Skankbanked said person and they are now in your account as currency with the Skankbank.
You may also go for a rebound and Skank bank a person a second time, but this can only be done In a separate message or telephone call and does not count unless you do so before they have time to respond to the initial skankbanking. Doing this is referred to as “Double Decker Skankbanking” and is banned in 3 states and frowned upon in Russia, though it is a perfectly legitimate act to attempt.
If you can cause someone to cry from skankbanking (try and target pregnant, pms’ing women or emotionally unstable homosexual men for best results) you are immune to incoming skankbanking for a time span of 1 week from the last tear they cry. This is called Wet Skankbanking
To keep your immunity for an optimal amount of time you may want to explore harassing the individual with more skankbanking and tormenting them to make them feel less adequate (keep in mind the initial reason they started crying has to originate from your skankbanking or it does not count as Wet Skankbank currency. You can not skankbank someone already crying for this reason. Instead wait for them to stop, at this time their emotions and likelihood of being pushed over the edge is at its highest. This state is known as “Ripe for the Skankbanking”.
Crying to avoid being skankbanked is punishable with death.
History:
Skankbanking was invented in the 1930’s by Lumber jacks that would climb atop the tallest tree and yodel “Skank bank!” to their nearest adversary. If two or more lumberjacks would Yodel it at the same time they would fight to the death to determine who the rights of the Skankbanking went to.
If you receive a text message saying nothing but “Skankbank” with or without an exclamation assisting punctuation you have been skankbanked and are the Skankbankee legal skankbank tender of the assaulting Skankbanker.
Messages that include anything other than the initial statement do not count. An example of this such as “Hey how is the weather, my nipples are chafing me up a storm, oh and by the way SKANKBANK”.
Messages that include anything other than the initial statement do not count. An example of this such as “Hey how is the weather, my nipples are chafing me up a storm, oh and by the way SKANKBANK”.
by Stanley Travis April 25, 2008
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Having spermed on Marisa, Marisa took Dan by the hair and made him lick it up. Teh spunkdunk lulz <3
by Teh real creaminess October 3, 2008
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