Skunk Puss 

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

Skunk Puss by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

skank pussy 

The pussy on a skank stupid.

Man I wouldn't touch her skank pussy if you paid me.

skank pussy by adcadc April 28, 2008

Shunk Pussy 

Any strong strain of cannabis

DemonSack: You smoke that new Obama Runtz?
Friend: Nah
DemonSack: It’s some straight Shunk Pussy

Shunk Pussy by DemonSack December 3, 2020

pussy skank

A promiscuous female

Teresa is such a pussy skank!

pussy skank by Eni6Ma October 21, 2018

skunkpussy 

Female you wouldn't touch with a barge-pole. Slut. Whore.

Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).

Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.

Punter: 'How much for CIM?'

Streetgirl: '£15'

Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'

Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'

Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."

skunkpussy by iainus maddismus December 19, 2006

cat-puss skank 

a faggot that eats rolling oats instead of cheerios. smells like cat piss and never takes a shower. They also must have a square head or it doesnt count

Gene you cat-puss skank, no yarfin on the couch.

cat-puss skank by Ben Ervin March 2, 2007