skills to pwn the bills

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.

Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*

by Wonaldo April 21, 2008

skillz that are ill

to be dope...to have basically skillz that are ill

yo man that crew skillz de ill is mad dope...they have skillz that are ill

by Beatkiller November 27, 2006

The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.

Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.

by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018

Skill tissue

A skill tissue is a body tissue located in the brain. At times, a rupture may appear in the tissue, which is non-lethal, but will create a skill issue. Usually, this rupture will heal through breaks from any activities that require high concentration, or through higher exposure to these activities, however the former is highly preferred to the latter.

"Dude, I think something's wrong with my skill tissue."

by FyterX June 28, 2022

skills that kills

A person who has poor leadership skills and uses those skills to destroy creativity and initiative in others.

E.H. has skills that kills and that is why no none wants to work for her.

by Believinginthegood August 6, 2016

Skill Tube

The M-203 Grenade Attachment or any other grenade attachment in Modern Warfare 2, which is used in a skillful way to kill noobs.

Rodney just used all of his skill to asplode the noob with the Skill Tube.

by Skill-Tubin' February 5, 2010

Basic Skills Test

A drinking competition between two opposing players. Each player shall pour 4 oz of beer in to three separate cups and pour two shots of hard liquor. The players shall then engage in a normal game of one on one flippy cup, with the addition of a shot of liquor before the 2nd and 3rd cups. Players may not pass alcohol off to friends or bystanders. The first one to finish all their booze and successfully flip the cups wins.

"You can't handle the Basic Skills Test!"

by Shif Dizzle March 30, 2010