Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

Skiler

A beautiful girl who can always put a smile on your face. Everything about her is contagious and she's someone you just can't get enough of. She will brighten up your day no matter what.

gorgeous, sunshine, funny, Skiler

by bunchesofflirt April 24, 2009

Skier's left

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

skier's thumb

Occurs when holding out your hand to stop an inevitible face plant into concrete snow - your fingers are safely curled around your pole, but your thumb bends ways never intended by nature, and is usually accompanied by an audible "pop".

What's with the knife? Oh, I got skier's thumb...hurts so bad I'm just gonna get rid of the whole thing...who needs thumbs anyways

by Off with the thumb! March 27, 2009

downhill skier

A woman doing four guys at once.

Beth was doing the downhill Skier. One guy in each hand with one from behind and one in the mouth.

by Dan_Da_Man_69 September 25, 2007

Skillricky Sall

A Skillricky Sall is usually found with his huge nose and tiny penis out while bricking every basketball shot. He lacks intelligence in major areas and has the ability to never attract women. Usually can be bribed to do absolutely bombabistic things, e.g. getting came on for 50$. Skillricky Sall also has an intelligence quotient equal to the amount of bitches he has pulled.

The sheer amount of confusing things about this monkey has truly confuzzled researchers when they try to capture him and put it in a mental institution. Possesses the same amount of chromosomes as a Daddy Donohoe as well as the same penis dimensions but inverse.

James: Holy shit did you hear what just happened in the bathroom?
John: Nah what happened
James: A Skillricky Sall got cummed on by 5 men for 15$!
John: wtf that nigga disgusting

by zookeepermonkeylover March 20, 2023

skier

commonly mispelled as skieer, skiir, skiieer, or idiot, a skier is someone who has no fear. A true skier (there are many imposters) can "ride" a whole mountain. THey are able to pull insane tricks, like double-backflip-900-helicopter-indy grab to switch-triple-frontflip-360- nose grab. They can also ski in light snow called "powder" while defying the laws of gravity by not sinking in. A true skier is a great athlete, and can generally do loops around a snowboarder in any part of a mountain.

a. True Skier - Bode Miller, Glen Plake (see Mohawk)
b. Wannabe/Poser/Lame Skier - One who "pizzas" and generally either gets in your way, slows you down, or runs into you.
WARNING - avoid type b at all costs and if possible, run into them

by Zack726 December 28, 2005