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Cool people that are the nicest people who you will ever meet, you just have to give them a chance!!
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so they don't look bad.
so they don't look bad.
so they don't look bad.
vso they don't look bad.
vso they don't look bad.
so they don't look bad.
so they don't look bad.
so they don't look bad.
skids by mujk November 29, 2003
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A person who when farts smells like they shit their pants, yet never claims it was their fart. If you do this action you may just find anti-skid signs in the bathroom.
Person 1:(farts)
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!
Someone who normally doesn't wipe and lets the back of there underwear do the cleaning rustling is a a skid mark on there pants.

Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy

No Paper
Couldn't find a towel

They were framed
Me - man how did you leave the bathroom so quick

Skids - I don't wipe

Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants
Skids by Thomasakaskids May 14, 2019
(British slang) the leftovers of poo stuck on the toilet bowl after taking a dump.
"Someone has left skids on the toilet" "argh"
Skids by boooooomrob July 31, 2020
Hey, nice skids.

Yea Man, got em on sale at Foot Locker.
Skids by Natha2k August 15, 2021
An alternative term for goodbye to use on an unwanted person such as "HIT THE ROAD." But you want them to leave in such a hurry, they leave skid marks.
Unwanted Person: Can I have a moment to talk to you about your car warranty?
You: SKIDS! :: hangs up phone ::
skids by Aquabuzzard March 27, 2023