Skiddle

noun: The sperm that exits the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

verb: The act of sperm exiting the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.
Noun: After sex, there was skiddle on the bed.

Verb: After sex, the girl skiddled.
by Kontraz May 11, 2010
Get the Skiddle mug.

Skiddling

The act of goofing off or wasting time. Often, this is accompanied by the art of pretending to be busy. I.E. walking around at work with a clipboard like you're in a rush when really you're not doing anything specific.
I wasn't involved in that task, I was skiddling up and down the hangar.
by RageontheStageintheCage January 09, 2010
Get the Skiddling mug.

Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.
Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008
Get the Skiddles mug.

Skiddles

A synonym for skid-marks.
He had skiddles all on the back of his pants!
by J-Gurl June 25, 2007
Get the Skiddles mug.

skiddle diddle

1. any black girl that lacks hair in the middle of their head

2. a girl with an onytail (snatch-back ponytail that looks like a paint brush)
do you see that skiddle diddle? she ain't got no hair in the middle!
by Shalatabata Nae Nae December 28, 2009
Get the skiddle diddle mug.

skiddle skaddle doo

A convenient excuse for when one needs to abruptly leave an unwanted conversation or end a long-winded phone call.

See skedaddle.
Tyra: "I'm having such an emergency, my car broke down, and I can't go to the grocery store!"
Melville: "Really? You're kidding. Well I'm driving on the highway and can't talk right now. Got to go, or as Shaggy would say, skiddle skaddle doo!"
by Shaggy_Gangster_1992 February 07, 2018
Get the skiddle skaddle doo mug.

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.
Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?
by Sk8erGirl179 September 09, 2018
Get the Diddle My Skiddle mug.