One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest
"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."
by crash nebula June 29, 2004
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Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.
Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.
by LouX42 February 24, 2010
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A promiscuous female who sleeps around with many men and enjoys getting skeet in her face, breast, anus, and lower back. Also enjoys giving fellatio.
"Becky slept with everyone in school."

She's definitetly a skeeter. She loves the taste of skeet.
by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010
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skeeter- a line of cocaine usually smaller than normal
Man those are little skeeters, why didnt you cut out some rails?
by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009
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The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.
"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"
by 07 June 29, 2006
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A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.
Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."
by Dagmar Geech August 15, 2005
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