skeef 

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

skeef by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

Skeef 

When a queef and skeet happen simultaneously

Me and my girl skeefed the last night

Skeef by Skeefshooter October 11, 2017

Skeef 

Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

Skeef by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

skeef 

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

skeef by Anna May 13, 2005

skeef 

Skeet Flavored Reefer

Garth skeeted in the bong then everyone had to smoke skeef.

skeef by Kdizzledogg November 16, 2006

skeef 

Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

skeef by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

Skeef 

To take something miniscule without asking permission from a close friend or acquaintance.

Meeting your roommate at the bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last night. I'll buy more.

Skeef by DonkSauce September 8, 2016